Every Jurassic movie after the first one sucks. Jurassic World was mid at best but looking back on it, it’s a glorified replay of the first movie. In the newest one, which I refuse to watch but ...
[after finishing a daring and innovative sculpture made of paper clips and cigarette butts, contributing writer and amateur avant-garde artist marrrrrrr replenishes the creative juices by making a sim...
[after thumbing through a barely used copy of Discipline and Punish, contributing writer and resident “person-who-brags-at-every-available-opportunity-about-having-read-Foucault” marrrrrrr...
[upon every return from an excursion into the darkest corners of basement storage, where lie untold horrors and boundless treasure, contributing writer and famed urban explorer marrrrrrr celebrates wi...
[after a long night of entertaining the audience outside his local coffee shop with invigorating wood block solos, contributing writer and “unwelcome nuisance” marrrrrrr, likes to relax wi...
[in between bouts of furiously editing wookieepedia to reflect the true evil of the Star Wars franchise, contributing writer and Darth Jar Jar truther marrrrrrr likes to kick back with a cozy meal and...
[once he’s finished entertaining his adoring mechanical fan, contributing writer and no-cam cammodel marrrrrrr likes to unwind with a light snack and a breezy horror about the perils of camshows...
[as soon as he’s checked in the last guest for the night, contributing writer and appropriately creepy motel owner marrrrrrr likes to make a nice home-cooked meal just the way his mom used to an...
[once he’s punched out of his job in the employ of notoriously powerful rat, Charles “Entertainment” Cheese, contributing writer and amateur animatronics exorcist marrrrrrr likes to ...
[once he’s finished communing with the local wildlife, contributing writer and part-time animal whisperer marrrrrrr likes to prepare a cruelty-free meal and observe the nature of an experimental...