[after dabbing out the sauce bloodstains in his clothes with a detergent pen, contributing writer and tabletop rpg assassin marrrrrrr prefers to unwind by cooking an easy meal for one, grabbing his cu...
[every couple of nights, once he’s finished shower-crying over the nature of humanity, contributing writer and “miserable little pile of secrets” marrrrrrr likes to prepare a classic...
[after a particularly epic masturbatory emission, contributing writer and sexual deviant marrrrrrrr cools off by making a small meal and watching a sex comedy to, you know, keep the engine running. th...
[after every failed coup attempt against the fascists at the local chipotle, contributing writer and “free guac” revolutionary marrrrrrr sits down to prepare a sad, sad, guacamole-less mea...
[once every election cycle, contributing writer and political junkie marrrrrrr makes an economically viable meal and sets aside the perpetually absurd theatre of politics to enjoy the occasionally abs...
[occasionally, if he’s had a particularly successful night of preying on small rodents, contributing writer and local night-owl marrrrrrr swoops down toward the local drive-in to rest his wings ...
[after narrowly escaping the 5-0 when his plan of sticking up a taco truck by jutting a finger into the pocket of his hoodie goes horribly awry, contributing writer and wannabe gangster marrrrrrr like...
Buying video games and consoles is not cheap. And it’s getting even more not cheap as we see the next generation of consoles begin to break into a higher base price point of $70 versus $60. As s...
[once every federally-mandated lunch break, contributing writer and part-time corporate drone marrrrrrr punches a time card, grabs a meal out of the fridge, and sits down to enjoy a film: the one brie...
[once every full moon, contributing writer and local aspiring lycanthrope marrrrrrr takes a break from wearing fur coats and stalking stray cats in the middle of the night to ingest some raw meat and ...