[as soon as he’s checked in the last guest for the night, contributing writer and appropriately creepy motel owner marrrrrrr likes to make a nice home-cooked meal just the way his mom used to an...
[every couple of nights, once he’s finished shower-crying over the nature of humanity, contributing writer and “miserable little pile of secrets” marrrrrrr likes to prepare a classic...
[once every federally-mandated lunch break, contributing writer and part-time corporate drone marrrrrrr punches a time card, grabs a meal out of the fridge, and sits down to enjoy a film: the one brie...
[every so often, contributing writer and local degenerate marrrrrrr takes a break from binge-watching old seasons of survivor and puts his demolished sleep schedule to semi-productive use by cooking a...