[once he’s finished entertaining his adoring mechanical fan, contributing writer and no-cam cammodel marrrrrrr likes to unwind with a light snack and a breezy horror about the perils of camshows...
[as soon as he’s checked in the last guest for the night, contributing writer and appropriately creepy motel owner marrrrrrr likes to make a nice home-cooked meal just the way his mom used to an...
[once he’s punched out of his job in the employ of notoriously powerful rat, Charles “Entertainment” Cheese, contributing writer and amateur animatronics exorcist marrrrrrr likes to ...
[once he’s finished communing with the local wildlife, contributing writer and part-time animal whisperer marrrrrrr likes to prepare a cruelty-free meal and observe the nature of an experimental...
[after dabbing out the sauce bloodstains in his clothes with a detergent pen, contributing writer and tabletop rpg assassin marrrrrrr prefers to unwind by cooking an easy meal for one, grabbing his cu...
[every couple of nights, once he’s finished shower-crying over the nature of humanity, contributing writer and “miserable little pile of secrets” marrrrrrr likes to prepare a classic...